if u grew up watching winnie the pooh, u have empathy n kindness engraved in u no doubt about it
Soft Stanlon
Tom: [starts crying]
Joel: I love you, Tom Servo.
Tom: I love you, Joel. [crying]
Joel: I love you, Crow.
Crow: You’re not my real father!
I’m calling Infinity Wars Thanos: The Hand of Fate and no one can stop me.
about 4 more years until the great gatsby becomes public domain and about 4 more years until i can publish my 300 page novel about how nick realizes he was deeply in love with gatsby and gatsby’s ghost coming back and realizing he was in love with nick too and also jordan is there and she admits she’s a lesbian
me after being shot by a sniper: hit or miss…i guess they never miss; h uh,
person who hired the hitman to snipe me: *voice crackling over the two-way radio* shoot him again
So when YOU sew a bunch of unmatched parts together, it is “a quilt” and “a beautiful gift” and “will assuredly become a family heirloom” but when I sew a bunch of unmatched parts together it is “A MONSTER” and “AN ABOMINATION, AN AFFRONT TO THE GODS” and goes on “A MURDEROUS KILLING SPREE.”
Well MAYBE if you BOTHERED TO NAME HIM or I don’t know, DIDN’T BECOME DEATHLY ILL FROM THE SIGHT OF HIM MOVING we wouldn’t HAVE THIS PROBLEM
these are my parents talking to each other about me
